Jason Whiting on The Onion
My long-lost buddy Dan Guterman is a staff writer at The Onion.
Awhile back Dan brewed up this article that was loosely inspired by my own experience with cellphones.
(For the record, that’s not a picture of me and although I’m not really passionately anti-cellphone, the only time I’ve ever owned one was when I was given a company phone while I was working for Airborne Entertainment.)
